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Look at their T-shirts.
Slag party.

2
00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:08,799
Wish you'd let me
organise you a slag party, Shona.

3
00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,879
Every day's a slag party to you.
Ha! Hey!

4
00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:15,719
Good joke. Come here, did you get
something for Vish's dad for us?

5
00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:19,079
<font color="
We'll get something from the shop.

6
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Course I got him something
and a card and signed it from us.

7
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Gotten all nervy.

8
00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,559
You said you didn't care
if Mam met them.

9
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Not about Mammy meeting Vish's
<font color="

10
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You haven't talked to her in months.
Oh, Shona, don't.

11
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No, come on, she's old.
You have to forgive her.

12
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Move on.
She's only old when she wants to be.

13
00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,639
What if she died?
<font color="

14
00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,919
Can't believe I said that
about Mammy dying.

15
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We're too different,
we'll never get along.

16
00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,279
You'll never get along?
You always got along.

17
00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:52,399
Look, they've gone, free slag mags.
Grab me one.

18
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<font color="

19
00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,479
I'm stuck in the middle of this
bullshit and it's not fair.

20
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Hey, Sho, Sho, look at this.

21
00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,639
(as Winston Churchill)
We will fight them on the beaches.

22
00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,919
W-we will fight them on the grass!

23
00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:09,759
(stutters) Then we will come back to
<font color="

24
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{\an1}SHE LAUGHS

25
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My babies!

26
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What happened to your leg?
What happened to you?

27
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Don't point it out or people
will notice. It's grand.

28
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You have a cane. You look mad.
No, it's not a cane.

29
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<font color="
injury starts playing up.

30
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Oh, God.

31
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God, your hair's got so long!

32
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You look like your father
in the 70s!

33
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So I look like a dead man? Thanks.

34
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Here. Who's this?

35
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SHE LAUGHS
<font color="

36
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SHE LAUGHS
Mammy, stop now.

37
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No silliness, this is a big day for
Shona. We'll be late for our train.

38
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Oh, come on.

39
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What's in this, Mammy? Jesus.

40
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Just a few bricks. A little bit
of gold bullion in my knickers.

41
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<font color="
of a way off. Shall we get a taxi?

42
00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,399
Yes, please.

43
00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,999
Shona, don't be gentle with me
like I'm an old one.

44
00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,999
It's just my hamstring, I'm fine.

45
00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,999
We'll put you in a wheelchair
and roll you down the hill.

46
00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,799
<font color="
you're like Willy Wonka--

47
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Willy Wonka. Let me finish.
And The Chocolate Factory.

48
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I wasn't interrupting,
that's how conversations work.

49
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And anyway,
the film is called Willy Wonka

50
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<font color="
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

51
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You used to read me that.
No, it's the opposite way around.

52
00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:33,479
Now. What? How come you're allowed
to interrupt but I'm not?

53
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Because that's different
<font color="

54
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You let someone get to the end of--
It was a joke, was it?

55
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Yes. It would have made Shona laugh.
Go on, the pair of yous!

56
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Oh, God.

57
00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:49,000
Wait, Richard the French boy's dad
will love this.

58
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<font color="
of these coffee pods. Funny.

59
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He says people recycle them
but no one ever does.

60
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Who's Richard? You never told me
there was a man on the go.

61
00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:05,479
Oh, Mammy! Well, Mammy,
<font color="

62
00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:09,799
Oh, elderly lover?
He's the same age as Shona!

63
00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,439
Do you think he might want a go
on the mother too?

64
00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,959
Oh! Well, when I put my cane down
I could give it a good go.

65
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Bleurgh! Disgusting!

66
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<font color="

67
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{\an1}BOTH YELL

68
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Get off, get off, it was a joke!

69
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I was being Willy Wonka!

70
00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,479
Well, it's a joke
if you know how to do it.

71
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You've no sense of humour.

72
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I would have laughed so hard
if it backfired and you fell right
<font color="

73
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Anyways, that's not how you do
a fall. It's all in the feet.
This is how you do a fall.

74
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Like... Whoa!

75
00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,319
Like that.
That was really fake.

76
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I knew you were going to do that.

77
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You knew because I told you
<font color="

78
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Answer for everything.
All right, show me a back flip now.

79
00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,719
I watched a YouTube clip
so don't be sarcastic.

80
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Let's get a taxi, seriously.
Let's just get a taxi.

81
00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:07,039
Don't talk about curry or Bollywood.
<font color="

82
00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:11,319
I went for a casting for a music
video they made in Dublin once.

83
00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:15,119
Who were they? All the Bollywoods?
Paul Bollywood and his friends?

84
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There was an Indian gentleman we
interviewed one time for Nationwide.

85
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<font color="

86
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Er... Don't mention that.
I don't know why, just don't.

87
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{\an1}SHE SIGHS

88
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And don't talk about marriage or...
Yeah, Mam.

89
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I was talking to you.
What? Ah.

90
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{\an1}DOOR OPENS

91
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<font color="

92
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Come in, come in.

93
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{\an1}ALL CHATTER INDISTINCTLY

94
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Hello! Hello!

95
00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,319
Happy birthday, Hari.
Hello, how are you?

96
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That's for you from all of us.

97
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Today's not about me,
I don't want to make a fuss.

98
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<font color="
I just wanted to meet the big star.

99
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Oh no! No, just treat me
like a normal person.

100
00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,239
{\an1}INDISTINCT CHATTER

101
00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,560
YESTERDAY:
What a lovely house you've got.

102
00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,239
Hi, I'm your slave for today.

103
00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,199
I don't get to eat never mind
<font color="

104
00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:16,479
But would you like one of these?
Tell me, what's in this one?

105
00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,519
Mam, they're grand,
you'll like them.

106
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I was only asking.
SEEMA: Nothing is too spicy, Eileen.

107
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We learnt our lesson
<font color="

108
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It wasn't too spicy for me,
something just got stuck in my neck.

109
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Spice.
She is very sensitive.

110
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{\an1}INDISTINCT CHATTER

111
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This is demeaning on so many levels.

112
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If you got a proper job you could
<font color="

113
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I have a proper job at BuzzFeed.

114
00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,599
Oh, Bubs, you know what,

115
00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,439
when you go to school and study hard
you could have a job at BuzzFeed.

116
00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:57,399
Or you can do what Uncle Vish did
and move to New York for two minutes
<font color="

117
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Whoa, whoa, radio DJ!

118
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It was 12 years,
it wasn't two minutes.

119
00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,399
SEEMA: Happy birthday to you, Dad.

120
00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,119
{\an1}THEY ALL TOAST HARI

121
00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,000
Don't make a fuss, huh?

122
00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,399
SEEMA: You'll make him cry.
<font color="

123
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I just want to say how wonderful it
is to have you here with us today.

124
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And to celebrate we have prepared
a special dish for Aine.

125
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{\an1}THEY ALL EXCLAIM

126
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Oh, that's so nice.

127
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Disturb!
THEY LAUGH

128
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<font color="
thank you so much. Is this
all the way from Kerala?

129
00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,919
No. Too spicy.
Would you like yogurt with that?

130
00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,319
Can I get some yoghurt, please?
Thank you.

131
00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,399
What you up to right now, Sho?

132
00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,399
I haven't told you
<font color="

133
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You're gonna love this as a woman.
As a woman who also has a job.

134
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Listen up, working woman.
SHE LAUGHS

135
00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:56,679
No, it is very good, Sho is doing
this networking thing for women
in finance.

136
00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,959
Oh, wow, that's amazing.
<font color="

137
00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,959
It's a big project. I'm setting it
up for this amazing woman who's...

138
00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,359
She's doing most of the work.
She's more amazing.

139
00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:10,279
Oh, that's amazing!
Is it a big job, Shona?

140
00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,679
Mm. Yeah.

141
00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:15,079
<font color="
over the next couple of years.

142
00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,639
It'll be hard with the children
then, won't it?

143
00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,359
VISH: Mum!
Well, what?

144
00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:22,519
Time must be a pressure
at this stage.

145
00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,079
Oh, yes, none of us
<font color="

146
00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:28,199
Well, Shona doesn't have time
for kids cos she's got me.

147
00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:33,999
Well, you definitely have become
a full-time job this last year.

148
00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,560
SEEMA: What was last year?

149
00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,519
Er, she broke her leg.

150
00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:42,239
<font color="
It's all fixed now. She's fine.

151
00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,119
That's bad luck
that you both have bad legs.

152
00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,479
That's where the similarity ends,
Seema.

153
00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:51,959
Actually, I once auditioned
for the film My Left Foot.

154
00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:55,239
<font color="
the right foot?

155
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THEY LAUGH
No!

156
00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,799
For a neighbour who comes in.

157
00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,719
The neighbour,
I think I saw that bit!

158
00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,759
Did you?
She didn't get the part. Chill out.

159
00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,320
<font color="

160
00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,040
{\an1}SHE LAUGHS

161
00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,279
You always think you don't want kids
and then you change your mind.

162
00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:19,599
I mean, I still sometimes think
I don't want Aine.

163
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,519
{\an1}THEY LAUGH

164
00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,679
But genuinely, I genuinely don't,
you know?

165
00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,720
<font color="
Just never have.

166
00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,839
Do you know what, lads, I'm going
to throw caution to the wind

167
00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,599
and eat with my hand!

168
00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,440
THEY ALL EXCLAIM
Yeah, so fork off, forks.

169
00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,919
What about you and children, Vish?

170
00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:49,399
<font color="
Oh, OK.

171
00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,759
What about when you're our age?
Who'll look after you
in the care home?

172
00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:58,679
I thought you wanted kids, Vish.
No, I er... I have Bubs right here.

173
00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:02,519
And she is all I need and then give
<font color="

174
00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,799
You never know real love
until you have children. Mam!

175
00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:09,079
Even if Anil murdered someone
I'd still love him unconditionally.

176
00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:12,159
And get a spade to dig a grave
and cover it up.

177
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,119
Why am I a murderer?
<font color="

178
00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,799
Yeah, I'm a pyro guy.
BUBS GIGGLES

179
00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,119
Let me take her back.
No, she's fine.

180
00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:22,879
I don't think you need to be a
mother to know unconditional love.

181
00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,879
Don't think that's a thing.

182
00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:29,879
Also I have enough money to hire
<font color="
so...

183
00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,600
{\an1}QUIET LAUGHTER

184
00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,800
Do you know what, I'm just gonna
make a call, I'll be back
in a second.

185
00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,119
WOMAN: This is new.
Huh?

186
00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,719
Oh, shit,
<font color="

187
00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,479
Shall I call you back normally?
It's OK. It's nice.

188
00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,719
It's nice to see your face.
Are you OK?

189
00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:06,079
Yeah. I just literally saw a picture
of Vish and his ex-wife

190
00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,159
in a frame in his parents' kitchen.

191
00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,079
Oh, God,
<font color="

192
00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,040
No idea.
Can I see it?

193
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,280
Oh, she's an angry little elf.

194
00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:21,599
Yeah, is...
It's thrown me a bit, sorry.

195
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,520
Long day. Erm...

196
00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,319
Listen, I don't know if this
is a good time but--

197
00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,519
<font color="
It's OK.

198
00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,119
I-I'll let you go.
We can talk later.

199
00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:36,239
Yeah, OK.
All right, I'll call you back.

200
00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:40,079
Shona, you know we don't care
if you have children.

201
00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:43,639
Oh, no, no, it's not that.
It's erm...

202
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,319
<font color="
SHE LAUGHS

203
00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:50,559
No, it's fine, I get it. I mean,
it was his first marriage, it's...

204
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:53,320
Shona, we just like the frame,
that is why we have it.

205
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,759
Really? Genuinely, and that woman
was a complete idiot.

206
00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,279
<font color="
was the capital of France.

207
00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,600
SHE LAUGHS
Did she?

208
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:06,159
I've taken some really nice
pictures of you today.

209
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,919
I'm going to put you in it instead.

210
00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,319
Oh no, you don't need to put me
in a frame.

211
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,999
<font color="

212
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,559
I want you to help me choose
because I always get this wrong.

213
00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:20,040
The women always get annoyed when
I put their picture on Instagram
without editing.

214
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:26,159
All they want is a Valencia filter
and no smiling.

215
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,360
<font color="
Wouldn't be the worst.

216
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,873
Sorry. They're awful.

217
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:40,758
Oh! So the sun is actually boiling
up the worm? That's disgusting.

218
00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,999
Poor little wormie,
he needs to get inside.

219
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,839
He's got no way because...
Any reply from the old boy?

220
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,639
<font color="
boy. What was that about the worm?

221
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:55,240
The worm crawled up...

222
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,160
{\an1}INDISTINCT CHATTER

223
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,280
Isn't that nice?
Mm.

224
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,119
He's a real softie, isn't he?

225
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,919
Our Shona always loved
<font color="

226
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,679
What's he doing?
Is he flirting with you? Yeah.

227
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,719
I said he could
cos it's his birthday.

228
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,319
{\an1}THEY LAUGH

229
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,559
We have this agreement.
On any man's birthday...

230
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:22,119
{\an1}<font color="

231
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,960
{\an1}INDISTINCT CHATTER

232
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:31,559
I'm sorry, I just want
both of you to be happy. You know.

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Don't be silly. Don't worry. And
honestly we do just love that frame.

234
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Harry told me.
Right.

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{\an1}SHE LAUGHS

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ALL SING:

238
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Oh, no!


239
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Don't make a fuss.


240
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Oh, he's cry--
Dad! Whoa! No crying! Ah!

241
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Come here!

242
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:04,479
Oh, Dad, why you crying?
It's your birthday!

243
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{\an1}THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE

244
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It's only a cake, darling!

245
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{\an1}THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE

246
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,840
Oh, Shona, could you take a picture?
Yes!

247
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248
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,039
Smiles!
ALL: Smiles!

249
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That's it! Ah.

250
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,479
Could somebody blow the candles out
before the house burns down.

251
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,799
Birthday boy.
One, two, three.

252
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Go, go, keep going, keep going!

253
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254
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{\an1}Last one!
CHEERING

255
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,399
Right, a song.

256
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,799
Now, my two daughters--
Oh, Mammy, we're not singing. Stop.

257
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:51,159
Yes. They have the voices of angels.
I don't think so.

258
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ALL TALK AT ONCE
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259
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,839
No no.
You can sing for your supper.

260
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I can sing!
CHEERING

261
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Go on. Sing the song.

267
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,519
Oh, no, Mammy, we're not singing.

268
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The one about the ghost.
BOTH: It's not about ghosts!

269
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Sing it!
BOTH: No!

270
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it's not my family

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BOTH:

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280
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281
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284
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{\an1}HE RECITES PROSE IN ARABIC

286
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{\an1}HE PLAYS TUNE CLUNKILY

287
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,239
I feel like an absolute prick.

288
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,439
No, it's really good! Honestly.

289
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,839
Very haunting.
Is it?

290
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{\an1}HE CONTINUES TO PLAY

291
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{\an1}CHEERING

292
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:58,599
<font color="
Synthesiser Patel.

293
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:02,279
I don't have a piano at home so...
Well, you'd never know.

294
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,959
You'd never know. It's always
a skill to have, isn't it, piano?

295
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,159
{\an1}THEY ALL LAUGH

296
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:13,479
So will the movie star be singing?
<font color="

297
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,239
Oh, yeah, Mam, do a song.
We don't, we do not any more.

298
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,799
What?
You used to love performing.

299
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,079
I didn't, I hated it.
She loved it. I didn't.

300
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,679
She used to come on set with me
<font color="

301
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,159
modelling children's hats.

302
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:33,439
Because, you see, I used to wear
a different hat every day when I was
doing the weather.

303
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:38,479
We were a very popular item.
We heard. So amazing.

304
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,479
{\an1}SHE CLEARS THROAT / MUSIC PLAYS

305
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,319
<font color="
What? My finger slipped!

306
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{\an1}THEY ARGUE INDISTINCTLY

307
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308
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,759
Just do it.
to hear something from us

309
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:57,359
Go on, Ma. Do the duet.
I don't want to!

310
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311
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nice and easy

312
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Get up!


313
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of this song easy Do it!

314
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315
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317
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Yes! Here we go!

318
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Listen to the song.

319
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320
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321
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every night and day

322
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<font color="
of sleeping

323
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the way things might have been

324
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the big wheels keep on turning

325
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Here we go!


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327
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329
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330
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{\an1}CHEERING

331
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,239
Really nice to see you.
You'll never get rid of us.

332
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:08,679
Thank you so much for coming.
Thank you. The food was delicious.

333
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,559
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334
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:14,199
I'm gonna stay here for a bit so you
two head back together, yeah? What?

335
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,559
I'll bring your bag.
Aine has my key to let you in.

336
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:20,599
Er... But h-how will we find
the train station?

337
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,919
We'll be grand if you draw us a map.
<font color="

338
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:27,279
because you have phones
and you're not five years old.

339
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,639
Right. Right.
Bye, see you back at your place.

340
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,359
Love you.
Love you too.

341
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,920
I really do.

342
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,399
It's been lovely.
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343
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,559
I'm not pissed off with you.
No tears, hmm?

344
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,039
Thank you for a lovely day.
Bye!

345
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,720
{\an1}INDISTINCT CHATTER

346
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,999
Your singing was really good.

347
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,439
Shouldn't have said to Shona
about having kids.

348
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,479
<font color="
cos some old fella never texted you.

349
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:09,600
I work for him so just try and hurry
up, we're gonna miss this train.

350
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,519
SHE YELLS
Excuse me, that's my mother!

351
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,320
Sorry.
She's disabled. Jesus!

352
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,040
Sorry.
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353
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,040
Mam, stop, you all right?

354
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:34,279
And you did love coming to set
with me.

355
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:38,439
All those things I did.
Like wearing those stupid hats.

356
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,679
That's what paid for your drama
classes and Shona's riding lessons

357
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,559
and all those Ad-eedas shoes.
<font color="

358
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,360
Adidas shoes.

359
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:53,119
SHE SIGHS
I was just trying to do my best.

360
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,599
Yeah, well, your best didn't work
cos look at me.

361
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,679
Why you so angry all the time?

362
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:01,679
What have I done? I didn't do
<font color="

363
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,079
You didn't do anything.
What are you on about?

364
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,279
You didn't come and get me.
Come and get you? Yes.

365
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,559
What?

366
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,559
I wanted you
to come and get me, Mammy.

367
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,919
<font color="
place and take me out of there.

368
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,559
And take me home and make me better.

369
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,799
Those people in there
knew what they were doing.

370
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,239
What help would I have been?

371
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,360
You're my mammy, that's why!

372
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,919
I just wanted you to try.

373
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,079
<font color="
all this pretence,

374
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,399
like I'm fine, like everything's
fine, like it's grand.

375
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,199
Like she broke her leg.
That's what you told me to say.

376
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,360
Only to family
if they asked me where I was.

377
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,599
I was so alone, Mammy.
<font color="

378
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,879
Oh, I have an idea, believe you me.
I know. Oh, really?

379
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,240
Oh yeah, what, was bingo difficult
one night? I bloody know.

380
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:58,039
I left Shona.
When she was born, I left her.

381
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:03,280
<font color="
because... I didn't want her.

382
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,600
Mam.

383
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,320
I just... I just couldn't.

384
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:28,878
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385
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,080
I'm sorry, Mam.

386
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,159
But you are brilliant.
Oh... You are.

387
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,280
<font color="
You're my daughter.

388
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,639
I just want you to find someone
who'll make you see that.

389
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,039
Mammy, a man isn't gonna fix me.

390
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,520
No.

391
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,720
Bit of sex'd be nice.
Oh, God, yuck, don't.

392
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,639
<font color="
I'll kill you.

393
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,959
And...

394
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,759
Well,
could you just ring me sometimes.

395
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,799
You have to work out how to use
FaceTime. The top of your head--

396
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,999
It's very lonely, Aine.

397
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,960
Most of my friends,
<font color="

398
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,880
Did you kill them?

399
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:23,439
Only Louise Gallagher
because she was so fucking annoying!

400
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,359
{\an1}THEY LAUGH / PHONE BUZZES

401
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,720
{\an1}SHE GASPS

402
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,999
Oh my God, Mammy, he texted back.
Go on, what did he say?

403
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,720
Wait a minute.

404
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,959
<font color="

405
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,159
That's a bit of an anticlimax.

406
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,519
Jesus.

407
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:43,199
You have to be careful with men.
They don't always get jokes.

408
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,839
No.

409
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,679
Also annoyingly Shona
didn't get us return tickets.

410
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,599
What?
Don't worry, I'll get them.

411
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,159
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412
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:55,239
No, you're disabled so it'll be
half price. I am not disabled.

413
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:59,200
I am getting both tickets
and they will both be full fares.

414
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BY LES TRES FEMMES

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